Expert with Social Media and also a Creative Writer or also a Ghost Writer

Overview

Looking for full-time work (8 hours/day)

at $1.36/hour ($240.00/month)

College

Last Active

January 25th, 2015 (3611 days ago)

Member Since

November 22nd, 2014

Profile Description

This is not so much a resume, but my best-effort to describe my particular skill sets & personality traits, so that you may best determine whether i might be an asset on your team: First, let me say, I am available to start work immediately and I am willing to work punishing hours for minimal pay. I have a track-record of working well in a non-profit environment and have worked well at virtually every point in the chain of command. I am often described as a peace-maker, diplomat, and the voice of reason. I value human life, but i’m always willing to put other people’s lives on the line to get the job done. While most people surf with the waves, i surf against them. I eat the tops and throw away the carrots. I work standing at my desk, in a barrel of ice cubes. I’m impervious to fire and can hold my breath underwater for the amount of time it takes for an enemy battalion to march past. I am good at acting on camera, bicycle touring and dialects. I am humble, some say to a fault, but i’m also self-aware enough to know that 9 times out of 10, i’m the best man for the job. Or so they say.