Website WordPress Designer and SEO

Looking for someone who is well versed in building websites on WordPress. Must have experience building multiple sites.
Must be able to follow directions and make changes to the website as necessary.
Must be able to work standard hours around Central Time in the United States.

With your resume, please send 5+ websites that you have built along with an explanation of how long it took you to build out the website. Also, please give a 2-sentence explanation as to why the chicken crossed the road.