Growth/Funnel Hacker or CRO

My client runs a cosmetic beauty e-commerce business which sells services training and products. We are in need of improving our conversion rates we are looking for somebody that is well-versed in doing this for previous clients. You will need to show proof of your success and referrals. Please also say the word cat as the second word in your subject line when you apply for this position so that I know that you read this. please also list the tools that you usually use, will have experience with to complete your work. We are looking for somebody that is highly capable and able to provide us with input based on their wisdom so that we can plan build measure and learn from the experiments and the conversion optimization that we make together. Previous experience is required! This is non-negotiable so if you do not have experience please do not apply. Thank you in advance for your understanding and your time.