Executive Assistant Needed

Looking for a superstar executive assistant.

Responsibilities include:
Social Media Marketing and Management
Marketing Research
Check input forms and create reports
Create GFX Memes
Check emails and respond accordingly
Check analytics and and send reports
Answer questions in online forums with website in signature
Check SEO for sites
Some content creation
Post to wordpress blog and create 'lead pages' with theme
Send Daily Work Reports

Looking for long term assistant that can find and offer solutions to challenges that arise as well as offer input to improve current state of affairs.