Looking for a Spreadsheet Wizard to create Tools with VBA and Formulas

Are you a Spreadsheet Wizard?

Can you create tools and automations that can cut down the time it takes someone to manually do things through Formulas and VBA? If so, I want to talk to you.

Formulas are complex and I don't have the time to figure them out.

VBA is a language I don't speak or understand.

I'm needing someone who is a Wizard at both to help me create tools for my business that I can use to sort through large amounts of data, scrape data from websites and allow me to view the data easily without me putting in a lot of work to do so.

You must be able to work during working hours Central Standard Time.

You must be friendly and have great English.

You must follow direction.

If you are applying make sure that you say I AM A SPREADSHEET WIZARD in your application otherwise you will not be reviewed.

Please provide some work that you have done along with a short audio recording of you telling me a little bit about yourself, why you are a good fit for this job and what you like to do in your free time.

I'm looking to hire someone immediately.