$100 - Create a Custom Shopify Site

I need a website designed for my smoothie delivery company, AssGainers. My smoothies are weight-gaining smoothies with herbs that help woman gain bigger butt and hips.

I'm marketing them to fit, beautiful, boujee women who like using status symbols to feel better than the women around them. My brand is similar to the Atlanta vegan burger joint, Slutty Vegan, in that it is raunchy and sexually suggestive. My brand emulates theirs except with a luxury spin, signifying both raunchiness and sophistication.

Reply "I'm the VA with the fattest ass" if you read this.

The designer that I used to create my logo created a mock website and I loved it. I'd like you to use that design to create a Shopify site, that I will in turn use to test the effectiveness of my marketing campaigns and how often women purchase at different price points.

I'm paying $100 total. $20 after the first draft and $80 after the final draft.

I'd like to get started immediately, please send any prior experience that you have directly to my inbox when applying.