Magento experts needed asap

I am looking for people with VERY good Magento skills

Preferably live somewhere where there is a stable internet connection
There will be an opportunity for bonuses and wage increases Instructions: Please send me an email with a resume,

The subject must read: Magento job application

Remember any examples of work are a big plus. Your english skills will be assessed by this email and your resume. In the email answer these: My top 3 strengths In IT are: My top 3 weaknesses In IT are: 5 words that describes my work the most are: My english standard out of 10 is --> My top 5 computer skills are: What I like to spend my time working with--> What I like to do when not working--> You MUST have PAYPAL. And Must be reliable/able to contact Thankyou kindly :-) Phillip Hobbs