Wordpress / photo editor / Video Editor

I'm looking for someone who has experience with Wordpress, and who also has some background in photo editing and video editing. (preferably with tools within the Abode Creative Cloud). Please be fairly comfortable with all three facets of this position (Wordpress, photo & video editing) before you apply. Begin your letter with the word "spaghetti" so I will know that you completely read the job description. Looking for someone who is available to work at least 35 hours most week. Thanks.