DUDE WHO STOLE THE BORING WORDS? CONVERTION MINDED COPYWRITER

....If...YOU are a content writer who is fun, and down-to-earth and can help us have the right converting conversation with PROSPECTS...

.....If you can write a headline that makes our prospects CRY TEARS OF JOY at the mere idea of all the money we will make them.....

.....If you can take a lot of ideas and a story and boil them down to their most enticingly essential elements. Then create a great Haiku of marketing genius.

.... If you can make our service so irresistible that prospects are beating down our doors like a horde of Walker’s crashing through the fence in Alexandria!

.....If creativity, honesty, and good fashion sense are your middle name.

Then we want to hire you regularly!

Just write a 200-300 completely enticing words about yourself ..Sell us on you.

If your description of yourself is so compelling that it can make us wring our greedy hands at the mere idea of the money you will make for us.

Then we will hire you on the spot, and/or add you to our team.. for your amazing abilities of written persuasion ...And get you crackin' on our huge amount of content that needs generating.... oh yes.... yesterday .

Here is a link to an article that can get you in the mood.
http://blog.hubspot.com/blog/tabid/6307/bid/33441/10-Companies-That-Totally-Nail-Copywriting.aspx

Think Velocity meets H2 design ( both websites)

We are looking for a relationship.

And there is more... much more:
White Papers
Ebooks
200 emails for campaigns
blog posts
3 websites
Landing pages
Publicity releases
Flyers
Direct response postcards
ongoing need for great converting information rich content....we will provide the technical information

PS PUT SOME KEYWORDS IN YOU COPY.

Thank you in advance for showing us your wonderfulness.