Full-Time Computer Programmer Wanted

If you are interested in this job, please read my entire job description and follow the instructions. If you do not follow the instructions, I will not consider you for this position.

I am looking for somebody that can build a program that looks at items for sale on Amazon.com that meet the following criteria:

1. The item is sold by a 3rd party merchant on Amazon's website.

2. The 3rd party merchant selling the item has 2 or more QTY available for purchase.

3. The item being sold by the 3rd party merchant when buying QTY 1 has a shipping cost more than double the cost of the item itself and there is a discount on the cost of shipping for buying multiple items.

4. Once the bot finds items for sale that meet the above criteria, it then needs to determine how many QTY is available from the specific seller and calculate a total item cost per unit, including shipping and handling charges. Then, it must compare this number to the next lowest seller and calculate the price % difference.

5. In addition to all the above, the bot must also show me the current Amazon sales rank for the item in question as well as the three month historical sales rank.

If you are interested in this position, please reply and tell me your favorite color before you tell me anything else about you. If you do not follow this instruction, I will not consider you for hire. After you tell me what your favorite color is, please explain what experience you have to make this project a success and ask me any clarifying questions you have.

My intention is to make this a full time computer programmer position. After this project is completed, I will assign more projects similar to this.