Looking for Expert Writers for Unique Writing Project

Project Instructions Write a paragraph that answers the following question: “How Can I Return An Item to Amazon That’s The Wrong Size?” One example: “Amazon makes it really easy to ship an item back to their warehouse. You have three options. Number one is to drop off the package at a nearby UPS with the return label. Another option is to have UPS pick up the package from your house. The last option is to send it directly to one of Amazon’s warehouses yourself.” Then turn each paragraph into a series of tagged phrases. Turn each phrase into a “hashtag”, then create as many different variations of saying the same thing as possible. Use the following sentence as an example: “Amazon makes it really easy to ship an item back to their warehouse.” This can be separated as: “(#AmazonMakesItReallyEasy) (#ToShipAnItemBackToTheirWareHouse).” The phrase “Amazon Makes It Really Easy” can be turned into all of the following phrases using the tool MergeWords & PowerThesaurus: See Example1.png Copy all of these variations in the spreadsheet next to the (#AmazonMakesItReallyEasy) tag. Now, we move on to the next tag: (#ToShipAnItemBackToTheirWareHouse). (See Example2.png). Put all of these variations next to the (#ToShipAnItemBackToTheirWareHouse) tag. Like so: See (Example3.png). Repeat this process for every sentence in the paragraph and you are done! :) Can you handle this project? I will need a total of 30 paragraphs (out of 30 questions). Please refer to the rules section, but here they are: - Please do not re-use the same tags or variations. Uniqueness is important. - Each paragraph should be at least 250 words in length. - You are free to use common vernacular and keep things conversational. - You are free to use personal anecdotes and/or stories as you wish. - Use your digression to determine how to create "phrases". Keep things organic without - forcing too much. - Paste the variations into a single cell. Although if you paste them so that each variation is a single cell, that's fine as well.