Experienced Marketing / Media Assistant

I am looking to hire a marketing / media assistant to help me run my 6 current ventures. I run a marketing agency, recruiting agency, market and produce events, etc.

***PLEASE READ EVERYTHING... don't waste your time, or mine****

Here's the deal: I'm looking for a rockstar marketing/media assistant that will allow me to clone myself.

I'm looking for someone who already has a portfolio of video work, graphics work, etc. Someone who has ambition and the ability to make stuff happen. I need someone that knows how to use Adobe Premiere, Canva, EventBrite, Pipedrive, LinkedIn, Google Suite, etc, etc. Must be very comfortable with software.

Quite simply, I'm looking for the BEST. Please put the answer to: 5x7 in the subject line of your email reply/application.

Must speak fluent American English with minimal accent.

Again, please DO NOT apply unless all of these apply to you, first:

-Adobe Premiere experience
-Canva experience
-Email Marketing software experience
-CRM experience
-Lastpass experience
-Google Suite experience
-Fluent English Speaker with minimal/no accent
-You are looking for long-term employment
-At least 5 years experience in marketing/media/software

Please include a Vocaroo voice recording introducing yourself and telling me why you're the best fit for the ---------- clude an example of a situation where you helped an employer achieve their goals.

Please include a working link to your existing portfolio.

Will start part-time / become full-time as everything grows.

Thanks,
J