Telemarketer Needed - Bonus $$$ per sale

I'm looking for an assistant to do telemarketing.
I help businesses with marketing, and I've recently started a new division.
I will say that because this is new money is a little tight.
I won't be able a whole lot, however I am willing to give bonus of $50 - $100 USD for every sale made. I have a script that you will be reading, and maybe a presentation to give.
I like to keep things pretty simple, and easy.
Data will be in an excel spreadsheet, and you will just need to fill out the rest based on the call.
I looking for someone who is part time right now 2 - 3 hrs a day, but willing grow with me.
I will be doing an interview with you on Skype to check your reading and comprehension.
When you reply use the phrase "Hey Morgan, you would be dumb not to hire me" at the beginning

I look forward to working you!

You must have:
Gmail - google docs
Skype