Seeking Rockstar Personal Assistant for CEO - NO/Minimal Accent, please!

Hi there, we look forward to working with you!!

First off, let me state a few things that we absolutely require. If you cannot adhere to these things, please do not continue with our interview. We wish you the best of luck. Thank you!

Requirements:
MUST work 10am-6pm CST
MUST be available to speak and write GREAT English
MUST HAVE NO ACCENT/MINIMAL ACCENT - YOU WILL SPEAK ON PHONE WITH CEO AND CLIENTS
MUST start between $1-$3 USD/HR
MUST be dependable and on time
MUST have a working phone number to speak with us in the US (Your next interviews will be with me over the phone)
MUST have working webcam, we do video calls often
MUST have a long-term vision with us, at least 6 months - 1 year or longer
MUST know Google Drive and Google Calendar
MUST love to help people!! That is what our company does!!

I’d love to ask you a few questions:

Do you meet all of the requirements above?
Do you have experience in appointment setting and Google calendar?
What experience do you have with helping people in business?
What is your hourly rate?
How many hours are you available?
We are a US-based social media marketing firm. What experience do you have with social media?
Do you have any experience with web design?
Do you have any experience with graphic design?
Do you have any experience with telemarketing?

Lastly, please tell me about your future career goals by recording an audio file and e-mailing this audio file to chris@smminternational.com and put NEW ASSISTANT RECORDING in the e-mail subject line with your audio attachment.
The recording is your opportunity to introduce yourself and answer the questions above! I will ONLY reply to the applicants who have met this requirement.

Here is an example of the type of notes you will be transcribing:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1XBOWeNGPpVMVBhSU5wUjY3cUVaWjFzRmRKdGlKaUF2V3lJ/view?usp=sharing

How quickly do you think you could type? Please let me know how much time, 15 minutes, half an hour or an hour.

Transcribing notes will be the first tasks, then we would like to move into training you to communicate with our other team members and customers.

We use Google Docs and Google Hangouts. Once you reply, I will give you my Google Hangouts ID so we can chat.

Thank you! Look forward to hearing from you