Flawless English Writer for EzineArticles Needed! (Perfect Grammar)

I am looking for someone with flawless English writing -- no grammatical errors and great informative writing style. You MUST HAVE HAD ORIGINAL ARTICLES PUBLISHED ON EZINEARTICLES!

* The ability to research any topic
* The ability to write original articles while passing copyscape (I don't want articles cut and pasted)
* The ability to have all of his/her articles published on a site as strict as Ezinearticles
* Someone who has a good internet connection
* Someone who is on Skype regularly
* Someone reliable and dependable
* Someone who can communicate nearly perfectly in English
* Someone who has a fun attitude and personality that can filter into their writing (blog writers are great!)
* Someone who can type / write quickly
* Other skills (graphics, link building, etc) is a plus I know it is a lot to ask, but these are the qualities I am looking for the most.

**HOW TO APPLY** To apply, please send one example of your articles (preferably EzineArticles), how long it took you to write that article, whether it was edited by your employer, and your skype username to my e-mail. Those who make it beyond the first round will be contacted through Skype. If you don't follow these instructions, you will not be contacted! Looking forward to meeting you!