Infusion Soft Expert Needed

Hello....

I need someone to help me set up my infusion soft for a Affiliate based website

MUST BE AN EXPERT
MUST SPEaK ENGLISH

You must know everything about Infusion soft and be able to set up auto responders, tags and
a lot of other stuff for us

Please reply with WHAT you know about Infusion and your experience with it, please don't waste my time or yours>>

ALSO...Whats your favorite animal????