Accountant Bookkeeper and General VA

(NOTE: There is an initial "test" hidden within the job posting below. Please read carefully.)

HELLO! I am in need of a Certified Accountant/Bookkeeper who can also help with VA tasks that require critical thinking. I have a handful of small business activities that each require separate books listed below in order of most to least transactions described as follows:

1. Kitchen cabinet business with a physical showroom (approximately 300 transactions per month).
2. Real estate investing business featuring long- and short-term rentals as well as fixing and flipping.
3. Other rental properties.
4. Consulting business

YOUR MAIN RESPONSIBILITIES:
- Categorize all transactions accurately and on time.
- Reconcile each business’s books monthly.
- Provide monthly financial reports for each business.
- Intimately get to know each business activity.
- Help me track all the intricacies of each business activity to help me always stay in constant awareness of how each business is performing and, by extension, how all businesses are performing as a whole by constantly keeping all of my books up to date.
- Provide me with regular email updates of tasks you’ve completed, items you need me to clarify for you, and areas that might need my special attention.

Your minimum qualifications:
- At least 3 years related accounting and bookkeeping experience
- Proof of Quickbooks Online expertise (ProAdvisor Certificate or equivalent demonstratable experience)
- Excellent knowledge of alternative accounting platforms
- Recent relevant experience
- Excellent English communication skills

Please start your application with the words "orange cow" to show me you've read this posting in detail and send me your updated resume.

BONUS: If you send me an audio recording of yourself as to why you are a great fit for this ---------- PENSATION:
- Based on a 40-hour work week
- Up to PHP25,000+ to start, plus generous performance and productivity bonuses
- Use ---------- productivity tracker (similar to Timeproof) and Easypay / Payoneer for invoicing and payment

Thank you!