WordPress plugin developer

Hey there!

We're looking for a good WordPress plugin developer, with some basic sysadmin skills. Hope that's you!

Here's what we need:
- PHP experience (PEAR vs PSR-0 vs PSR-4, namespaces,
- WordPress plugin development experience
- Experience debugging at least two WordPress installs using XDebug and an IDE
- Experience and knowledge of best practices for Git version control

Here's further awesomeness that we hope for
- data design and architecture (design patterns, data structures, search algorithms)
- experience with multithreading synchronization patterns (Balking, Barrier, Guarded Suspension, Double-Check Locking, etc)

In your reply, please just relax and talk like you do with friends. Let's have fun with our work.

Please share a reply based on these points:
- Please reply and share a bit about yourself and your awesomeness, with some sense for your strengths and what you enjoy
- Please link to your fave examples and references, explaining what you're proud of
- Please let me know your usernames and platforms in order to chat
- Please provide a short ~1-minute video, introducing yourself, if possible

We appreciate your time to write a few sentences with links. To show your attention to detail, please start your email with "Howdy!"

Thanks! We're excited to meet you!

PS: To be at the top of our list, also fill out this quick Google Form:
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