SEO Assistant

In order to work with us it's important that we know that you can follow instructions and speak proper English. Please read through this entire post before doing anything, then follow the directions on the last line of this post.

We need someone with massive experience in White Hat SEO, specially on-page SEO and link-building.
You will need to provide your own lists.
Please send me details about your experience with White Hat SEO.

Thank you for reading this far. It's very important to us and our customers that we have an incredible person on our team that actually follows instructions.

Please prove to me that you are one out of one hundred applicants that can actually follow instructions by doing exactly what I'm I'm asking of you here:
Please write two sentences in your finest English describing your last job.
Please go to dictionary.com, search for the term (SEO) and copy the resulting description.
Please write me one sentence that describes the computer you are working with.
Please skip all the above instructions and tell me about your experience in link building.

Next, complete this SEO test and send me your test results via a screenshot. http://bit.ly/ojseotest

Thank you, good luck!