LinkedIn Marketing & Advertising Expert (NO VA APPLICATION PLEASE!)

I'm looking for a LinkedIn Marketing & Advertising Expert. This person must be:

1) Well-versed on LinkedIn Marketing for both personal profile and business pages
2) Know how to use LinkedIn Groups to its full potential to build relationships and generate leads
3) Know how to propose strategies to take full advantage of LinkedIn Publisher
4) Create a content calendar / daily posting strategy for the client to excel on LinkedIn
5) Know how to use LinkedIn advertising to generate leads for client.
Please show examples of ads you have done.
6) Have good and stable internet connection. Please present results on speed test on application http://www.speedtest.net/
7) Can speak and write in English really well.
8) Great communication skills

All applications that don't supply the necessary information requested above will be immediately deleted.
NO VA APPLICATION PLEASE!