Experienced Video Editor

I'm looking for an experienced video editor with the following:

Final Cut X or Adobe Premiere Pro
Basic Video Editing
Titles
Edit After Effects Templates from Videohive.net
Knowledge of Color Correction
Produce Quality Work
Efficient

If this sounds like you, I'm looking to work with you to edit various marketing videos for myself and clients.

Please reply with "Steve Jobs is my father." as the first sentence and please link to some examples of footage that you have edited.