We Want an eCommerce Apprentice to Join Our Fast-Growing Team

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TYPE OF WORK

Full Time

WAGE / SALARY

$600/month

HOURS PER WEEK

TBD

DATE UPDATED

Dec 2, 2020

JOB OVERVIEW

We need a new Apprentice.

Our Marketing Manager, Maria Jovi, is getting way too busy because we have so many cool projects on the go. With the business growing so fast, it’s time to find a new Godfather’s Apprentice.

But let me warn you…

I’m a demanding son of a gun and have high expectations of the people that work with me.

But that’s good news for you.

You’ll get pushed to your limit, forced to improve, drawn out of your comfort zone, and will experience a priceless education…

…all while getting paid for it.

(But not much. You have to earn your keep over time…and at the start, you likely will be doing more learning than contributing.)

So if you’re at all interested in being my next Apprentice, here’s what you need to know:

I’m looking for a driven and ambitious individual. This opportunity isn’t for 99.99% of people…but if you’re the 1% of the 1%, you’ll know it.

We’re looking for someone to join the Physical Product world. Someone that has an eCommerce background (preferably), but most important, wants to help customers choose our products because they great.

You have to be dedicated to finding, sourcing and launching new products. You have to have a deep desire to see ideas become a live products that improve people's lives. This truly is an opportunity to “leave a dent in the universe”, as Steve Jobs once said.

But this takes a positive person that is serious about getting results. You also have to be a problem-solver.

You’ll be given responsibility and while you’ll be taught and mentored, we don’t have time to babysit.

Just as important, you must be organized.

I’m not.

That’s why you must be.

I will lose the things you send me. You’ll be asked to re-submit your work several times.

You’ll need to be able to clearly and concisely communicate your ideas in as few words as possible. I don’t have time to read novels. Efficiency is essential.

So what’s in this for you?

Like I said, the opportunity to help a lot of people and make a true impact on the world.

You get to join a team of the most positive, high-energy, value adders in the eCommerce industry.

You’ll experience an opportunity to enhance your education at a rate not possible on your own, whether it’s studying at home, attending seminars with the big names of the industry, or even joining us at our elite Mastermind ---------- ’s going to be your chance to take what you’ll learn in the job and apply in a way that allows you to see actual results. You’ll see your efforts work in the real world.

You’ll learn from the best… whether it’s Jovi or myself or someone else from the team.

The PERFECT person for this position sees this as the opportunity of a lifetime. Literally.

So if you are…

Impeccably organized
Incredibly productive
Results oriented
Punctual
A sponge when it comes to learning
Positive and personally powerful
And did I mention fantastically organized?

…then this opportunity could be perfect for you if you’re willing to bring the right attitude to it.

As my friend wrote in an ad to find his personal assistant, “In short, the right person has to be willing to do virtually anything that needs done and they have to do it with a smile on their face.”

If that’s you, then this Apprenticeship just might be for you.

How to apply:

1) In a cover letter, explain why you’re the right person.

You have one page, single spaced, 12 point font, Times New Roman font, to make your ---------- nd me a two page essay and it immediately goes in the trash.

2) Include a 1-page resume.

One page. I’ll let you guess what happens if it’s 2 pages long.

3) Fax your two page total submission to 1.305.503.8929

No emails. No phone ---------- FB messages. Do any of those and your resume goes in the trash. Just send one fax.

If you’re a candidate for an interview, we’ll contact you.

Thank you for respecting our ---------- pensation:

This will depend… but I can guarantee you one thing…you won’t be overpaid. Remember, it’s an Apprenticeship, NOT a regular job.

But I will pay the right amount for the right person.

And remember, there will be a massive investment in your education. As my Apprentice, you will get access to learning opportunities you couldn’t buy at any price anywhere else.

Before I go, here’s the bottom line:

Over time, I hope to make YOU as successful as you desire yourself to ---------- would make me very happy to mentor someone that eventually turns into a partner of some ---------- ’s happened before and I hope it will happen again.

And so there it is…

It’s an incredible opportunity for the right person.

For 99.99% of the “average folk”, it’s too much work, involves a foreign concept called ‘learning’, and fails to provide enough security. So be ---------- ’s not for them anyway.

The projects we have demand exceptional people.

We only want the 1% of the 1%.

So tell me why, in detail, YOU are the right person for this position along with your financial requirements.

To your incredible future,

Leonardo Larocca

Action Takers Rule The World

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