SEO apprentice

You will be working with the best and it's no walk in the park. To be a master, one should first walk the path of a Padawan. I'll be giving you organizational tasks and you will be doing a lot of reporting.. regularly. I also expect you to be available all the time [yes, even while you're sleeping, you should be ready to always attend to my bidding]. There's no schedule, but you'll probably have to work with me every night for at least 4 times a week. In exchange for your loyalty, you will have access to all my premium SEO tools and you will learn the ways of the Jedi. Also, you will be paid handsomely every week.