Looking for an dedicated, mature and EXPERIENCED programmer and a designer all in one!

Hi.

I am in need of a good experienced and mature programmer who can also design and has a good looking porfolio. Sorry but if you are currently attending school and young, it's not going to work out.

I would like to work with you on a single project and if it goes well, I would like to work with you for future projects.

Show me your porfolio and how long you have been a programmer and a designer for. Like I said, I am ONLY looking for an experienced person. For example, if I show you a website you must be able to create a clone for it accurately. Please speak English fluently, this is so important.

So please, tell me the following things:

1) Link to your porfolio
2) Your availability and wage you are asking for.
3) Time availability
4) Your Yahoo or AIM screen name
5) How long you have been doing this for and what you can exactly offer me
6) And of course, your name and age. :)

Thanks!