Superstar Real Estate Virtual Assistant

I'm looking for a professional virtual assistant to help me with various administrative tasks in the Real Estate Industry. Tasks will include:
- Branding/logo creation
- Email Marketing
- Copywriting (when listing properties)
- Online Listing Creation
- Data Entry/Database consolidation
- Lead Generation
- Updating and redesign of my personal website

If interested in this position, please reply with prior experience and show proof of English proficiency. Cold calling experience is preferred but not required. Please include your favorite knock-knock joke as well to ensure you read the full job description.