Laravel Programmer Team Member

Are you looking for an awesome job that's not only fun, challenging, and enjoyable, but also pays you more money the harder you work? If so, then please read on carefully. If you have applied with us before, please reapply as this is a new position available. Our growing company has a fantastic job opportunity available for a PHP Programmer that can meet certain criteria. And I have to state upfront, this job isn't for everyone. We're looking for a very unique person to fill this job. Read all the way to the end for all details. We're looking for someone that would also enjoy contributing ideas and sharing their thoughts, while they do their job. We're basically looking for a talented, hard-working person that would like to become a valuable member of our team. And you can do this job completely from your home if you have a high-speed internet connection, a quiet room to work out of, and a reliable computer. We know the success of any company is based on the success of its team members, and that's why we believe in creating a fun work process and rewarding those that deserve it. We are a technology startup looking to grow a highly successful global team. We're really looking for that special person that could become a 'superstar' and help us build our dream company together. Someone who would love their job and love working with our team. Here's just some of the criteria that this person would meet - Has their own computer and high-speed internet connection - Speaks, Reads, and Writes EXCELLENT English - Can work from home without distractions - Can use Skype - Has a PayPal account - Is willing to learn new things - Can easily be trained in other skills - Can work full-time (40 hours per week). HAS THE FOLLOWING SKILLS (ALL): PHP programming with experience in Laravel - MySQL - Attention to detail - Javascript and AJAX - Git - Excellent communication skills. OTHER ADVANTAGEOUS SKILLS (NOT REQUIRED): Photoshop - Responsive HTML (eg. Foundation) - Server Administration (Linux) - Privacy tools (eg. PGP / TrueCrypt). This position is recruited for a 3-month probation period and then a possible promotion after the 3 months, hence we are so particular with the skills we are after. Please only apply if you meet all of the above criteria and you are committed to work with a company that provides massive potential to grow. If you are looking for a job that just gets you by, then this position is NOT for you. We are looking for someone that wants to grow and be part of a highly successful online ecommerce and marketing company. The environment is systems and database design, PHP development, some front-end javascript, for different ecommerce stores and other online platforms within the Bitcoin industry. Full training provided, however you need to be smart as our team consists of A-players only. If you are not a highly determined, committed, high-achieving, exceptionally smart individual looking to bring more out of his/her life, then please DO NOT apply. If you're interested in this unique opportunity and you meet ALL above criteria, please do the following... Send me an email at mail@password99.com and use a Subject Line of "Laravel Guru". Let me know why you think you'd be great for this job. Also let me know the best time you can be reached.
Sincerely, James.