Online paid marketing best in the world person

Must be the best at funnel marketing and optimization through split testing and the use of auto responders.
This person must be able to do key word research, and have a through understanding of how to set up and run a fully optimized funnel marketing system.
You will have to know how to use ELPP or similar company to design and produce squeeze pages and how to optimize those pages by using rotators and split testing.

You will also have to understand the entire concepts of lead generation through paid marketing.

how to do follow up emails with auto responders, and how to create free offers and webinars, to build the herd.

The understanding of solo ads, banner ads, and the use of Alexa is important.
I am looking for a quick learner, self motivator, self disciplined, person that wants a long-term relationship with a company that treats them well.