Part Time Virtual Assistant

I'm looking for a reliable VA with excellent written English skills.

Job duties:
Internet research
Writing blog posts
General administrative work (managing calendar, email correspondence, data entry)

Job requirements:
Reliable internet connection
Skype
Gmail

Job Schedule:
You may pick from 2 schedules
7am-11am Manila
8am-12noon Manila

Pay is based on experience and application
Pay increase at least every 6 months

I expect you to be on time daily. I am flexible on schedule if given 24 hours notice. I will not stand for tardy people.

To apply:
Title Email Something Funny
Please introduce yourself with wit or humor to show your grasp of the English language.
Tell me in 4-5 sentences why you'd be a good fit.
Tell me your desired hourly wage in USD.

You will start no later than Friday morning, prefer Thursday morning.