Manage Online Dating Profile for 30yr Young Senior Executive

I need help managing my dating life as the majority of my time is spent working as the COO for a large E-commerce company. I was in a 5 year relationship that ended and am looking for a certain type of woman but don't have the time to deal with filtering through all the profiles on my apps.

The three requirements you must have are:
1. You must have excellent English writing abilities
2. You're excited about testing out different strategies - you'll know the basics about me and be as creative and unconventional as you like
3. A desire to make mistakes. If your not making mistakes then you're not learning anything new.

I'm active (there are a lot of events you can invite people to), 30, manage a team of 7 Filipinos for my company so if I end up meeting the right person you won't be out of a job and I can transition you to an E-commerce role as an admin assistant - there is plenty of work to do.

If you have an interest please let me know what would make you a good fit for this role. I look forward to working with you.