Virtual Assistant

I currently have a job opening in my company for a Virtual Assistant. The job requires you to have great English skills:
You must be able to do the following:
1. Quickly learn how to use my lead generation software
2. Gather data off the internet
3. Use Microsoft Excel
4. Organize data
5. Follow specific instructions
6. Trouble shoot and seek out help when you need it
7. Meet weekly goals
8. Send reports
9. Have great internet access and speed
I am looking for someone to work full-time (40 hours/week) from home. If you’re interested, please write a descriptive paragraph explaining why I should hire you. Your paragraph will give me an opportunity to observe your writing skills, so please do not send a bullet point list of your past experiences. Instead, describe to me in detail why you are the best candidate for the job. Lastly, please tell me when you are going to be able to start work and your desired salary. In response type in the word yellow so I know you read this entire job description.