Part-time eBay listing VA needed

I have collections and inventory that has to go!

Can you ....?
- research products and prices
- write compelling eBay listing titles
- crop photos
- write detailed descriptions of items ranging from quirky to boring to odd
- manage data in Google sheets and docs
- put pink panther in the first line of your reply. Bonus points for creativity.
- Skype or ---------- video and/or voice twice a week
- ask questions, many many questions
- manage up, keep me on task and organized

If you can do these things for 20 hours each week, please reply and tell me how much Maggie in Rhode Island is charging to ship the second highest priced Lenox Eternal gravy boat on eBay. And include your resume.

Thanks!