Funny Quotes with Puns (word play), Rhymes, Similar sounding words... creative writer with humor

Hey I am looking for somebody creative who likes to play with words and can come up with NEW

Puns (word play),
funny Rhymes,
Similar sounding words...

to put them on a shirt. That means you had to check on google if your idea might be an old one...

Examples would be:
- "Come to the bark side" (for dogs) instead of come do the dark side...
- "I found this humerous" (this is a specific bone in the human body) and it sounds like humorous = funny
- "Have no fear the .... is here"

But also just cool or funny slogans without a rhyme are good like:
- "Born to ... Forced to go to school"

If you are creative and think you can inspire yourself to come up with those ideas please apply for this job