*** Full-Time Spreadsheet Ninja ***

I am looking for an Spreadsheet Ninja. Salary is negotiable and depends on performance.

Requirements:
1) You are a math wizard with A+ grades to provide it!
2) You know everything about Excel spreadsheets including formulas.
3) You can statistically analyze numbers
4) You are fluent in English and can write articles
5) You are tech saavy

Accounting background and advertising experience would be great!

If you are interested, please do the following:

1) Write two paragraphs on why I should hire you. I want you to write this so I can see your English skills. Don't send me a list of your past Upgrade to see actual infoscribe it to me. I want to see how well you write.
2) Send me your resume and let me know which city you are located in.
3) From you work sapce, do a speedtest at speedtest.net and send me the results URL.

Only applicants with the above information will be considered. Thank you for your time.