Executive Assistant

I am involved with several companies and employ many people, but I'm looking to hire someone that would work directly for me and not be employed by one of the companies. That said, for accounting purposes whenever you do work for a specific company the hours and expenses would need to be logged and later billed to that company.

Since so many people just copy/paste the same cover letter, I will be ignoring anyone who doesn't follow this instruction. Write "I get it." as the first line in your cover letter, that will allow me to quickly ignore someone who didn't read this. Then please let me know which of these areas you have experience in, and what that experience is.

1) Real Estate
2) Contracts
3) Cryptocurrency
4) Computer Programming
5) Internet Marketing
6) Social Media management, using software like Buffer
7) Macros - web browser extensions to automate tasks
8) Copywriting
9) Documenting Standard Operating Procedures (SOPs)
10) Facebook & Google ad networks
11) Customer Service Software, like Zendesk
12) CRM software, like ActiveCampaign
13) Zapier & other API connections
14) Google docs, sheets, slides
15) ClickFunnels
16) Invoicing software, like freshbooks
17) Minutes of meetings
18) Research and Comparisons between 2 or more options
19) Graphic Design and/or Animation
20) Scheduling and scheduling software
21) Communication software like Slack and connecting webhook notifications to it
22) Phone Customer Service
23) Managing people and delegation
24) Sales and/or negotiating
25) getting bids for labor, materials, etc.
26) Travel Planning

I am fully aware that it's nearly impossible to find someone who is an expert in all of these items, instead pick the top 5 that you think you are the strongest in and let me know why those skills would help you play a vital role in accomplishing your work as an executive assistant.