Need a Virtual Assistant Rockstar

Seeking a person who:

1. Loves to work online and is online most of the day/week/month.
2. Can easily multitask between various tasks.
3. Is fluent in reading and writing English.
4. Can type fast.
5. Knows Microsoft Word and Excel.
6. Can create reports based on statistics.

Bonus: If you have background in Google Adwords, Google Analytics or Facebook Ads - that's a bonus.