Designer for T-Shirt Graphics

Hi. My name is Andre, I am 29 years old and I am searching for a designer, who will create great T-Shirt-Designs for me. When I am saying "science in funny, few funny texts and a few graphics" - are you able to create 10-15 unique T-Shirt designs with only this description? Yes? Then we will work perfectly together. Maybe I will sketch a few designs on paper and send them to you - they will be a little bit ugly, but then you can nearly know what I need.

The graphics don't need to be perfect! Average will be enough in most case. But: All the Graphics that you create for me are exclusively for me, and the rights for the graphics are by me too.

When your Graphics are nice and my Income becomes bigger, then your salary will grow! The only thing we need to do now is talking about the daily/weekly Graphics.

My english is a little bit bad, so i don't know how to end this text with nice words. I will be happy if I hear from you and we can talk about our business relation :-)

Greetings,
Andre