Witty Creative Writer For Product Designs

Are you out there? Do you exist?

My company is looking for a creative writer with a proven ability to write creative t-shirt and product sayings...

Can you instantly make connections with words in a way that makes people laugh or feel any emotion what so ever?

We want to talk to you....

Our Tshirt company creates t-shirt designs but our team is kind of dry when it comes to witty sayings, puns, funny t-shirt sayings etc.

What you'll be doing:
Writing original T-shirt and product images sayings (Mugs, hoodies, etc...). You'll often need to mashup two Niches to create original sayings. These will then move onto our designer who will turn these sayings into (Hopefully) our next hit shirt.

About the job:
This is a contract position and we would ideally pay "Per Job". We can discuss what that means - is it an individual saying? Is it a group of saying related to one Niche or mashup?

I don't know!

Maybe this is an hourly position? It's all up for discussion....

If you are the right person for this job, you can respond to our request with some examples of your work and the answer to this question: Which Hogwarts house would you be in and why?

About the Application Process:
After we review you initial application we will have some questions for you - After that we may schedule a face to face interview and at some point during this process we will require a demonstration of your skillz.

Talk to you soon!