Amazon FBA Business Assistant

I need someone to do multiple tasks in my Amazon business.
For example:
Research keywords for listings, write basic descriptions for listings, copy listings to other Amazon marketplaces/countries, get listings translated on translation sites, keep track of all shipping expenses and need for reorders, keep a spreadsheet with all shipments and its costs, and calculate total investment and return, control advertising spend, etc.
I would teach all those tasks, but you need:
1. To be very good at creatively solving problems, like finding an email of a person that has not published an email online.
2. To creatively come up with many keywords for my products, not only using keyword tools, but also from your own mind/imagination.
3. Be very good with technical tasks, like downloads, working with excel formulas, finding things on your own if you have never done it before.
4. MOST IMPORTANTLY: there will be a lot of repetitive tasks, sometime you will be working weeks and weeks on the same exact thing. So you have to not get bored, and do the job well.

To apply, please send me:
1. Your video introduction, telling me what type of jobs you did before, and a little bit about your personality (if you like to work mornings/evenings, if you have family, how many hours you work at another job now, things like that). Please use ---------- . Message me for my email address.
2. Send me a list of 100 keywords that you would come up with for this listing:
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Try to come up with keywords, and tell me in groups, how you are working on them.
For example:
"First, I will look at the colors on the bag: black, white, .. Then, I will look at the drawing: flowers, floral, ethnic garden, etc...."
You have to show me how you think creatively, and how you come up with keywords. If you use any tools, or any keywords from other sites/pages, mention that also.
3. Please indicate the salary you would like to earn for a full time position, 40 hours a week.