Creative Writing or Copywriter / Idea Man Wanted!

I need someone that can come up with clever quips / quotes / jokes / rhymes, etc that can fit on a poster or tshirt. I will supply you with a keyword or two and your job will be to use them to do research and come up with a UNIQUE phrase that will sound good on a tshirt. You don't have to do any design work, I have designers for that. I need you to be the idea man/woman. You will need to be able to research to make sure you are coming up with new and unique phrases and that there's no copyright infringement. If this sounds like something you might be good at please apply below! To apply follow these directions carefully! 1) Send me your gmail and paypal email. 2) Your skype name. 3) Date you can start. 4) 3 ideas for the keyword, "retirement" an example might be "retirement, goodbye tension hello pension."