Are you an awesome, rockstar Writer/Author with a humorous edge - fluent in English

A writer or copywriter who can assist us with writing a book / biography about my last 25 years in life and business.
Content will include funny stories about life experiences and lessons learnt along the way.
I'm happy to provide the content for each chapter but ai'm no writer!
I require someone who can proof read the content, re-write the content so its interesting to read and add anything that will make the job more enjoyable for the reader.
We want it to be interesting and funny so please offer some of your creative side.