Super-efficient writer with perfect English required immediately!

My name is Richard Jones. I need an awesome writer who has a perfect command of the English language to join our small team. There are a few key requirements you need to meet if you would like to apply for this job. Please make sure you read them thoroughly, we will not hire you if you are not able to read the job posting correctly.

You need:
*To be located in the Philippines, unemployed and want to work full-time from your computer as a writer.
*To be able to work a minimum of 40 hours a week. You set your own timetable and we expect you to manage the tasks we give you as efficiently as possible.
*To have perfect written English including spelling, grammar and punctuation. Your work must be good enough to be published on websites and in newsletters.
*To have some paid work experience writing in English. We want people who have worked as writers before.
*Excellent communication skills, you must keep in contact with me regularly with progress updates on your work and you must be honest about how long tasks are taking you to complete.
*Decent typing speed and accuracy, you may occasionally have to do some data entry.

You will be:
*Researching various topics.
*Writing English-language articles, blog posts, forum posts, comments, etc.
*Data entry, data processing, typing work.

I want a superstar! Someone who can handle multiple projects at the same time and remain cool under pressure. We are a rapidly growing marketing company and we are looking for someone who wants a ‘career’ rather than just a ‘job’. We are a company that demands hard work from all of our employees however we reward them well when they perform and we do our best to help them grow professionally.

This is an ongoing role and you will commence work immediately. All new employees start on US$110/fortnight. We do review and raise salaries monthly and we also pay bonuses based on performance. Basically, the longer you are with us, the higher your base salary gets; and the better you perform, the higher your bonuses will be. Promotions for the right people.

If you wish to apply, you MUST send me an email (richardjonesmarketing@gmail.com) to show me you are serious. I will only be hiring ONE person and this position will go VERY quickly.

Look forward to hearing from you,
Richard Jones.