Loom Recorder - 100 looms per day

I have a very specific SOP you need to follow. I'll give you the inputs. I will give you the logins.

I need you to record looms for me.

Then I will send them to prospective clients.

You don't need to talk, you play an audio file.

You need to produce 100 looms per day. I will pay you 0.30 per loom created.

If I do a quality check and the loom doesn't pass, I will stop working with you, so this cannot be automated. We already tried.

If you read all of this, start your application with your favorite type of dessert as the first line in your application.

Anyone who doesn't start with the favorite dessert will be disregarded.