I NEED A MAGICAL AN EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT - REMOTE WORK!

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TYPE OF WORK

Part Time

WAGE / SALARY

$5-$10/hour

HOURS PER WEEK

20

DATE UPDATED

Jan 22, 2026

JOB OVERVIEW

(WE WILL KNOW IF YOU READ THE ENTIRE POST OR NOT, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME BY NOT READING ALL OF THIS)

WE NEED SOMEONE MAGICAL!

MUST HAVE 3 VERY IMPORTANT THINGS:
1. Must speak fluent English (big plus if you have little to no accent!)
2. At least 2 years experience as an executive assistant
3. Voice recording - MUST HEAR YOU or I will NOT respond.

VERY IMPORTANT: When you respond, PERSONAL responses are required. DO NOT copy and paste the same thing to us you are sending to everyone else. You will be deleted and blocked. Make sure to read this ENTIRE post before responding - we will know if you didn't.

HI ALL!

I NEED SOMEONE MAGICAL! Someone that gets everything done they are asked to do. Someone that finds a way to make it all happen!

Someone that can do ANYTHING, search and find ANYTHING, that's willing to do EVERYTHING I need done!

Someone who never says "no" and LOVES supporting someone else and getting stuff done for them.

YOU HAVE TO LOVE BEING THE BACKUP SUPPORT OR THIS IS NOT THE JOB FOR YOU!

You must be available at a ---------- nt's notice and willing to do ANYTHING I ask as soon as I need it done.

I'm looking for THE BEST OF THE BEST and most EXPERIENCED executive assistant.

Someone that exudes a smile in their voice and loves being alive!

SOMEONE THAT WANTS TO CHANGE THEIR LIFE!

Someone that understands what the Bible talks about when it says "SERVANT LEADERSHIP"

Someone who knows that the best leaders are those who know how to follow… someone that LOVES to follow and be lead.

I’m starting you at $5/hour but after 60 days it goes to $10/hour!

The job starts part time (10-20 hours per week) so you may need another job at first. But will eventually grow into full time, and possibly lead to you being moved to the US (if you want that). It’s critical you start your introduction with: “Macs are unix based”. This instruction was intentionally put in the middle to see if you really read the whole thing or not.

Plus really nice bonuses along the way for putting in extra effort.

As far as what the job includes, it’s all of this and ANYTHING else I might need day to day

JOB HI-LIGHTS
- you have to be good at online/internet research
- data entry and internet data scraping
- calling and keeping clients, vendors, partners and suppliers up to date
- updating the data in our database
- any random thing I need done at any time
- coordinating and arranging my schedule and the schedule of others
- assist in making sure all parties get the documents they are supposed to get during a real estate transaction
- send and receive digital signatures
- stay on top of people to sign their documents
- Follow up with sellers and nurture relationships and guide them through the sales process
- Accurately document all transactions and keep detailed notes in our CRM


*IMPORTANT* - Fluency in English and sounding as natural as possible is CRITICAL

WE PROVIDE:
1. The software needed (we will remotely install it for you)
2. Ring Central for calling
3. Basic training on what to say
4. Support when you need it
5. Lots of great jokes

YOU PROVIDE THIS HARDWARE (NO EXCEPTIONS, and all must be working and reliable):
- Desktop or laptop computer (not a tablet or phone)
- Headset that plugs into your computer
- WIRED & STABLE Internet Connection
- Stable Electricity
- Video Camera & Mic for zoom calls & meetings

ABOUT YOU:
- SUPER BUBBLY PERSONALITY!
- People need to be able to HEAR your smile when you talk!
- Strong communication and negotiation skills
- Excellent, natural, fluent English (Written & Spoken)
- Provide 10-20 hours per week at first, then 40 Hours a week eventually
- Prior experience in Real Estate is a big plus
- Quiet environment with NO background noise
- Can follow instructions clearly
- Consistently ON TIME
- Some weekend work is required, but not all weekend or full days
- Ability to speak organically with people without a script
- NO DISTRACTIONS, you must be fully FOCUSED at all times when you’re working for us
- Paypal account
- Consistent positive attitude
- Experience using CRMs & can quickly adapt & learn our custom CRM is a HUGE plus
- Experience in word, excel, etc… very helpful


SCHEDULE:
- We don’t have a specific schedule yet, but it will be during business hours from M-F and some weekend work
- ALL TIMES ARE EASTERN STANDARD TIME

PAY
- $5/hour to start, $10/hour after 60 days
- $100 Bonus for each transaction you help work on
- Payday is Friday each week for hourly pay
- Bonuses are paid on the Friday the week after they close

A REMINDER: You must be the BEST OF THE BEST or we will not consider you.

HOW TO APPLY:

If you want our attention you only have to do a few things:
1. Make sure you’ve read EVERY word of this post first
2. Show us your English is awesome and very natural
3. Convince us you have a bubbly/fun personality and a constant positive attitude.
4. CRITICAL: Include a link to a voice demo of at least 30 seconds
5. Limit your entire response to 3 paragraphs at most
6. Talk to us DIRECTLY, SPECIFICALLY AND UNIQUELY - don't copy and paste the same stuff to us you send to everyone
7. Explain why you think this job is right for you and why you’re the right one for it
8. Explain why you think this company is the right company to work for
9. When talking about your job history, ONLY TELL us about EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT jobs you've held. We don't care about any other jobs you've done.

That’s it. THOSE are the things that get our attention.

Here’s what NOT to do when you respond:

1. DO NOT send us a resume, we never use those
2. DO NOT send us a long job history, only send us information on executive assistnat jobs you've held
3. DO NOT send us a copy and paste message that you send to everyone
4. DO NOT spam us what you spam to every one else

THANKS, GOOD LUCK AND GOD SPEED!

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