I need an expert on wordpress, woocommerce, visual composer, maichimp, I need it quick

I need to fix some issues on my website. It is run on wordpress, woocommerce, and visual composer. You need to know that very well. I need to fix zoom issues, add a signup form or popup and connect to mailchimp, connect some 404 errors, fix an error with related products not showing up, and make the site responsive without changing the theme of my site. I need it done right away.
If you can do it right away, message me on skype, my name is littlewhitedish.com or littlewhitedish, I'm not sure which it is. I am on skype now, so I will see you right away. If you can only do it tommorrow also send me a message on skype. Only message me if you know all of the above.
Thanks