Looking for high level VA for general business tasks. GAMERS and ACCOUNTANTS preferred

We're looking for high level VA's for our growing marketing agency. Full time work. We will provide all training. If you are a GAMER, you automatically get placed first in line, because the tasks you'll be given require SPEED above all else.

An accounting background is also very helpful because then we know you have a high level of attention to detail.

To apply, please answer the following questions. You can be colloquial in your answers -- we have fun in the workplace and enjoy good relations with the entire team.

1. Do you have a gaming PC, if yes then what are the specs and what do you play?

2. Do you have any sort of accounting background?

3. How's your colloquial English? Rate from 1-10.

4. You come home late one rainy night and find a kitten at your doorstep with a limp in its front leg. What do you do?