Accountant with spare iphone 8 for admin tasks. FULL TIME and long term work.

Looking for somebody with an accounting background AND a spare iPhone 8 to do various admin tasks for my SMMA consultancy. 6h a day steady work, 6-7 days a week.

To apply, please answer the following:

1. What's your accounting background?
2. Do you have a spare (extra) iPhone 8?
3. How is your colloquial English?
4. Are you comfortable with day shift or night shift, PH time?
5. If you come home one rainy night and find a stray kitten at your doorstep with an injured front leg, what will you do?

Wage starts at $400 per month and goes up as we develop relationship.