All Round Virtual Assistant - who learns fast!

Hi, I need a smart virtual assistant who can grow with my business. I don't need you to have experience in all of the below, but I want that you are a fast learner and can teach yourself how to do anything you don't yet know. You will be doing:
1 - Wordpress - optimizing SEO and updating my website, including adding landing pages
2 - Social Media - Messaging my contacts on LinkedIn and Facebook
3 - Youtube - Editing videos and uploading to Youtube
4 - PPC - Using Google, Bing and Facebook for advertizing
5 - Affilitate Marketing - Setting up a system for passive income through selling products
6 - Writing - Simple copy paste and altering text so it flows well
7 - Email Marketing - List Building and mailing to the list
8 - Web research - Searching for current best practices, new resources and products to sell
9 - Other fun stuff!

I'm fun to work with, and i take my business very seriously so i need someone who can commit to building a long-term working relationship.

I PAY WEEKLY, so your cashflow will be good.