We need an ADVERTISING EXPERT! No beginners please!

Hello! I have a business opportunity/income opportunity I would like the WORLD to find out about! There is NOTHING easier available for a signup/applicant of mine to do to make HUNDREDS of dollars per day!
The reason I am here and am writing this ad is because I am a bit of a newbie about and how to do MASSIVE advertising.
Here is what I would like to do. IF you are a true professional and very knowledgeable with how to get my ad/job opportunity posted with free sights ( I want to pay YOU as opposed to paying for solo ads, etc)

I have tried to attach attached a copy of the ad I would like you to MASSIVELY promote! However, if it is not accessible to you please just ask for it when you apply.

Once you understand what I want and what I am doing, please just come up with a game plan and the number of people you can get my ad out to each and every day. Once hired...and if you do well, I would love to make you a partner of mine which can pay you HUNDREDS of $USD per DAY! I have already paid $thousands$ because I KNOW this is the answer for EVERYONE who needs MONEY!

I look forward to hearing back form you! For those here that know me, my biggest satisfaction in life is changing someone's financial future! Can we help each other retire? I KNOW my opportunity can do that for all who participate...but you don't need to worry about that!