Do you sound like a native American English speaker? Need phone follow up, marketing, service, sales

This is a long shot on this job site, but maybe there's someone who can fill this position. We are looking for someone with excellent American English Grammar and Language Skills, that can create great rapport with an American audience, via phone. We need phone follow up, and would like someone whose phone voice sounds as "Americanized" as possible. You need to have great people skills, an understanding of sales and marketing, maybe even some NLP training/knowledge.

Need someone part time 10 hrs/week. You could be a great fit for this position if you have previous experience with sales and marketing, sound "American", and have a proven record of attention to detail, are reliable and can stay in close contact with me via email four or five days a week.

If this is you, we'd like to hear from you, and what skills/experience you have in these arenas,
and why you would be interested in this position. Also let us know what accommodations/resources/tools you have for reliably calling the United States for up to 10 hours+ per week.

We will also need a vocal sample. To provide this we would like you to just record a quick YouTube video talking to the camera, explaining 1) your previous experience in contacting a USA based audience, and 2) speaking for 30 to 60 seconds about the weather conditions in your area today and how that is impacting your plans or outlook for the day. and 3) what you believe the top 3 triggers are for creating desire in someone that doesn't know that they want what you are trying to sell them.

Then just include the private link to the Youtube video in your response.

Also please include the word lavender and its definition at the bottom of your submission. This is a test to see if you truly pay attention to detail and have the ability to follow instructions. If you miss this part, we won't be considering your application. So please don't forget it.

We will be following up with those that have the potential to be a great fit for the position in order to determine the best applicants.

Thank You