Meal Planning and Food Reviewer

I'm looking for someone who has a background in nutrition who can plan healthy meals around specific diets.

You will also need to visually review food (my picture of what I ate last night) to give caloric estimations. IE: Guess (intelligently) at how many calories something is and make recommendations for substitution / lower caloric options.

The idea is to develop a daily diet plan for a variety of eating habits and styles.

Vegetarian
Vegan
Paleo
Low Carb
Pescatarian...
Raw

You will have to plan a diet for people and do all of the written work involved in creating it, descriptions of how to cook it, ingredient lists etc...

This is for daily meals, so it needs to be more than just 7 suppers that repeat every month (some repetition is fine, we just don't want it to be the same meal every Monday if you know what I mean)

You'll also have to review pictures of peoples food and make estimations on how many calories are in things.

I'm looking for dietitians, nurses, health care professionals ... people with some credibility beyond simply thinking ... I can look stuff up on google and fake my way through this ;)

Tell me why you think you'd be great at this and why I would want to make you the poster child for who is going to make sure my clients are getting the best dietary information EVER!!!

Thanks I look forward to reviewing your application.